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So, You Don't Know Jack Schitt?

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He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oe Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oe Schitt, the owner of the kneedeep Inn. Their son, Jack Schitt, marrried Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came the twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt.

Deep Schitt married Dumm Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

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So, You Don't Know Jack Schitt?