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Redneck Birth ControlAfter having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to the Dr/Veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The Dr. told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive. "A less costly procedure", said the Dr., "was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then put the can up to his ear and count to ten." The Alabaman said to the Dr. "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job for you", the Dr. said. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held it up to his ear and started to count 1-2-3-4-5... at which point he paused, put the can between his legs and began counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, West Virginia and Mississippi.
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