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Rednecks Computer Terms
Bar code --- Them's the fightin rules down at the local tavern. Bug --- The reason you give for calling in sick. Byte --- What your pitbull dun to cousin Jethro. Cache --- Needed when you run out of food stamps. Chip --- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. Terminal --- Time to call the undertaker. Crash --- When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital --- The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette --- Female disco dancer. Fax --- What you lie about to the IRS. Hacker --- Uncle Leroy after 32 Years of smoking. Hardcopy --- Picture looked at when selecting tatoos. Internet --- Where Cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard --- Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac --- Big Bubba's Favorite fast food. Megahertz --- How your head feels after 17 beers. Modem --- What you do when the grass gets to high. Mouse pad --- Where Mickey and Minnie Live. Network --- Scoopin up a big fish before it breaks the line. Online --- Where to stay when taking a sobriety test. ROM --- Where the Pope lives. Screen --- Helps keep the skeeters of the porch. Serial port --- A red wine you drink with breakfast. Super conductor --- Amtrak's employee of the year. SCSI --- What you call your week old underwear.
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